A cute Sentence Written by a kid on his MATHS Book
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"Dear Maths! Please grow up and Solve your problems yourself"
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"Dear Maths! Please grow up and Solve your problems yourself"
If you ever miss
Sweet memories of College Days
Your Class
Your Friends
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Just open your "MARK SHEET"
Sara Nasha Utar Jayega
Sweet memories of College Days
Your Class
Your Friends
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Just open your "MARK SHEET"
Sara Nasha Utar Jayega
My nights are going sleepless
My heats beats increases
My days are going Useless
I am becoming Speechless
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So I asked my heart
"Is it love ?"
My heats beats increases
My days are going Useless
I am becoming Speechless
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So I asked my heart
"Is it love ?"
It said
"Nahi Beta Paper agaye"
"Nahi Beta Paper agaye"
A student was sleeping in class, Teacher asked him: Who invented Steam Engine?
Student suddenly said: What Sir??
Teacher: Yes Correct.. It's James Watt
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Moral: "Sleep Improves General Knowledge
Student suddenly said: What Sir??
Teacher: Yes Correct.. It's James Watt
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Moral: "Sleep Improves General Knowledge
4 SECRETS OF SUCCESS FOR STUDENTS:
1- Kabhi Top na karo warna log tum sai jalney lagengy
2- Hamesha Late class mai jawo, es tarah har teacher tumhy yad rakhy ga
3- Zyada Parhny se Time zaya hota hai, owr Time zaya karna Gunaah hai
4- Khabi Test na do, kionke be-ezati ke 3 marks se Ezat ke 0 achay hain
1- Kabhi Top na karo warna log tum sai jalney lagengy
2- Hamesha Late class mai jawo, es tarah har teacher tumhy yad rakhy ga
3- Zyada Parhny se Time zaya hota hai, owr Time zaya karna Gunaah hai
4- Khabi Test na do, kionke be-ezati ke 3 marks se Ezat ke 0 achay hain
Student Poetry
"Ham ne suna tha ke zindagi emtihan laiti hay"
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"Yahan tu emtihano'n ne zindagi le li hay"
"Ham ne suna tha ke zindagi emtihan laiti hay"
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"Yahan tu emtihano'n ne zindagi le li hay"
Doctor Operation ke baad
OWR student exam ke baad
Ek hi baat karty hain
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"We have tried our best
We can't say anything right now
Aap dua karain"
OWR student exam ke baad
Ek hi baat karty hain
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"We have tried our best
We can't say anything right now
Aap dua karain"
Teacher Students Se:
"MY BEST TEACHER" Par mazmoon likho
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Thori dair baad ek student ne uth kar Pucha:
"Sir ganjay ko English mai kia kahty hain?"
"MY BEST TEACHER" Par mazmoon likho
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Thori dair baad ek student ne uth kar Pucha:
"Sir ganjay ko English mai kia kahty hain?"
Ek student dosre se:
Yaar aj koi esa kaam karty jo pehle kabhi nahi kia ho
Yaar aj koi esa kaam karty jo pehle kabhi nahi kia ho
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Dosra Student: Teekh hai, thori si parhayi kar laity hain
Dosra Student: Teekh hai, thori si parhayi kar laity hain
Student Funny SMS
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