Thursday, 6 June 2013

Father: Beta Maths mai kion Fail hogaye?
Kid: Teacher kehta hai 6+4 = 10
Aglay din kehta hai 5+5 = 10
Phir kehta hai 8+2 = 10
Wo khud confuse hain tu mujhe kia Pass karaingy

Why student fail "CA Exam"?
Because
Question: 1 Over mai kitni Balls phainki jati hain
Student: Six
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Examiner: You are Fail, Because ek over mai 1 hi ball 6 bar phainki jati hai

Engineering student in Maths Class
Student: Why do we learn this?
Teacher: To Save Lives
Student: But How?
Teacher: It keeps Idiots like you out of Medical College

Question: What are the most powerful 3 words other than "I Love You"
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Ans: RESULT AA GIA
These three words can shatter lovely world of Smiling Face Person

Friends! Mai apna mobile band kar raha hon,
kionke Exam qareeb hai
and I have to work hard
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Please Contact me after
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15 minutes
Tab tak study ka bhoot utar gia hoga

Students ki 7 Nishaniyan
1- Ratta marny ko Mehnat Kahna
2- Har semester mai ye azam karna ke "Es Semester mai sath sath Parhunga"
3- Mobile Off karky parhna owr 5, 5 mint baad mobile ON karke dekhna ke koi msg tu nahi aya
4- Group study mai bar bar kahna ke "Agar ab kesi ne chawal mari tu group se bahir"
5- Parhny se pahle Course ke Page ginna owr gin kar khof se band kar dena
6- Har Lecture ke End mai sath wale larka se pochna "yar tere pas kal wala lecture hai"
7- Yaar apni Degree ka koi Scope nahi

Ek student Exam hall mai Paper par apna Panja Bana raha tha
Examiner: Beta Paper mai tu Hand ka diagram wala koi Question nahi
Student: Mai Paper Banany Waly par
Laanat bhaij raha hon

Fizawon mai goonj rahi hai awazien RATTAY marny ki FARAZ
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Lagta hai NALAYAQON ke Exam hone waly hain

Jab Question Paper ho Out of Control
Answer sheet ko kar ky Fold
Answer Sheet ko kar ky Fold
Aeroplane bana ke bol
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ALL IS FAIL

Pas Jany ka sawal hi paida nahi hota "Faraz"
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Jab door se dekh leta hon ke books hain

Student Funny SMS

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