1 saray beze (bakriyan) pati ta botley
nu bas saray te tapos oko: Da beze charta bozey?
nu bas saray te tapos oko: Da beze charta bozey?
Saray (pa gusa ki): Da school ta bozama
Haga bal saray: Mara gup ma lagawa nan khu Etwaar day !
Saray: Doctor Sahb pa Plastic Surgery ba so na kharch rachi?
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Doctor: 2 Laakh
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Saray: aw ka Plastic mong khpal rawro nu?
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Doctor: 2 Laakh
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Saray: aw ka Plastic mong khpal rawro nu?
1 saray pa balti ki oba wray
Baran rakhky sho aw da baran saski pa balti ki oleda
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Saray: o yaar tolay oba rana lamday shwe
Baran rakhky sho aw da baran saski pa balti ki oleda
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Saray: o yaar tolay oba rana lamday shwe
1 alak pa 1 college ki MBA dakhilay da para FORM daka walo
Pa gate ki chowkidar na ye tapos wako: Mama da sanga college
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Chowkidar: der behtareen college de, ma pakhpal da de college na MBA kare da
Pa gate ki chowkidar na ye tapos wako: Mama da sanga college
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Chowkidar: der behtareen college de, ma pakhpal da de college na MBA kare da
Father: Bacho Parcha de sanga wakra
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Son: Hago pa parcha dase sawalona kare wo che pa haga za na pohedama, ma warla dase jawabona
warkare de che pa hagay ba Inshallah hago na pohegi
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Son: Hago pa parcha dase sawalona kare wo che pa haga za na pohedama, ma warla dase jawabona
warkare de che pa hagay ba Inshallah hago na pohegi
Sawal: Haga kama Khabara da che student ba da nan na zar kala makhke hum kawala, os ye hum
kayi, aw da qayamata pore ba ye kayi
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Jawab: Bas yaar da saba na ba Study shuro koma
kayi, aw da qayamata pore ba ye kayi
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Jawab: Bas yaar da saba na ba Study shuro koma
Father to Son: Da de khwata kor genie ta ogora pa class ki "First" ragale da,
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Son: Hage ta ba me katala zaka kho fail shoma !
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Son: Hage ta ba me katala zaka kho fail shoma !
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