Father: Zweyia hes khabara na da, bas sta pa qismat ke ba ye Fail kedal lekali wo
.
Son: Aw kana da kha da che tol kaal me kar na de karay gany tol mehnat ba me pa obo waray wo
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Son: Aw kana da kha da che tol kaal me kar na de karay gany tol mehnat ba me pa obo waray wo
Father: Bachiya pa Maths ke wali Fail shwe?
.
Mashom: Abbu Ustaz 1 wraz wayi che 6+4=10
bala wraz wayi che 8+2=10
bala wraz wayi che 5+5=10
Haga pe pakhpala na pohegi no ma ba sa Pass ki !!
.
Mashom: Abbu Ustaz 1 wraz wayi che 6+4=10
bala wraz wayi che 8+2=10
bala wraz wayi che 5+5=10
Haga pe pakhpala na pohegi no ma ba sa Pass ki !!
Funny Poetry
Zama da meney transformer ba akhir oswazegi
.
janana ta che da raqeeb kor ta kunday achawe
.
janana ta che da raqeeb kor ta kunday achawe
Father to Son: Bachiya mala 1 glass oba rawra
.
Son: na Daji za nasham
.
2nd son: Daji da der be-adaba de warsha pakhla rawala
.
Son: na Daji za nasham
.
2nd son: Daji da der be-adaba de warsha pakhla rawala
Saleem: Yaar zamong ustaz wayi che sok da meekhee (bhains) paye ske no da haga dimag der
taizigi
.
Shahid: Gup lagayi mara, ka dase way no os ba zamong katay Doctor wo
taizigi
.
Shahid: Gup lagayi mara, ka dase way no os ba zamong katay Doctor wo
1 Tota 3 zubanien bol sakta tha, English, Urdu, Pastho
1 Admi ne chek karne ke lie ek sawal teeno zubano mao pocha
.
Admi: who are you?
Tota: I am Parrot
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Admi: Tum kon ho?
Tota: Mai tota hon
.
Admi: ta sok ye?
Tota: Za sta da khazi mairha yama. shal zala kho mi darta owe che toti yama
.
Admi: who are you?
Tota: I am Parrot
.
Admi: Tum kon ho?
Tota: Mai tota hon
.
Admi: ta sok ye?
Tota: Za sta da khazi mairha yama. shal zala kho mi darta owe che toti yama
Doctor to Charsi: Ciggrette Noshi Insan ko ahista ahista mar daiti hai
.
Charsi: No teek da ka naika zamonga kama tadi da
.
Charsi: No teek da ka naika zamonga kama tadi da
Pashto Funny SMS - Jokes
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