Pashto Funny SMS - Jokes-S M S

1 Podari da chat na khkta raprewato
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khalak te gair chapair ragond sho
khalko te tapos oko: Sechal osho rora
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Podari: Pata neshta yaar mong pakhpala was ralo :)

Mashom: Moro zama da paida kedo na makhke ta za ledaly woma?
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Mor: Na
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Mor: No zama da paida ke do na pa ta za sanga opejandama?

Mula pa KHUTBA ki wail

chi Prado khazo ta ma Gorey da de sara Nazar kamegi

1 Buda warta owail

Dala che pa mong de Chashmi wacholi no oss di Masala okra.

Mula: Nan saba pa CABLE dere kharaby channelay razi
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1 saray: Na zamong pa TV kho der safa razi, jee tasu khpal taar check kai

1 Podari pa janaza ki olar wo no Ustaz awaz oko
"Emandaro Painsy ochati kai"
Lag saat pas ye bia awas oko
"Emandaro Painsy ochati kai"
Lag saat pas ye bia awaz oko
"Emandaro painsy ochati kai"
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Podari da shata na awaz oko: Ustaji ka sawab pa ki der wi che nu chi partoog warta Obaso

1 saray da jawand na der tang wo, no way che
"Da de jwand na kho marg kha de"
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Pa haga saat hum farishta rala aw wa ye way "za ta butlo la raluma"
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Saray: Os saray gup hum na she laga wale !

Alak: Daji ka za pas shum nu mala ba sa akhly
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Plar: Ka ta pass she no za ba tala 1 cyle wakhlam. aw ka Fail shwe nu tala ba 20 cycle
wakhlam
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Alak: ka Fail shum nu 20 cycle wali?
Plar: Bia darla da cycle dukan achoma