Funny Jokes in Urdu

Boy : Hello, Pammi darling… kaisi ho ?
…………………………
Girl : Who’s this ?
……………………
Boy : Tera aashiq hun; jaaneman !!
………………
Girl : Tu Bunty hai na…
Boy : Yes; but how do you know ?
Girl : Tu Bansilal ka beta hai na……
Boy : Yes but how you know me ??
Girl : Tu Ramlal ka pota hai na…..
Boy : Yes !! but jaanu, tumhe ye sab
kaise
pata….?
Girl : Bunty Haramkhor; kutte, mai teri
Maa
hun !!..Tune ‘Pummi’ ko nahi, ‘Mummi’
ko
phone lagaya hai!!!

Funny Jokes in Urdu

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