A man got a call from unknown number-S M S

A man got a call from unknown
number..
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Girl:”Hi, r u single.. ??
… .
Man:”Yes, but who r u.. ??
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Ans:”Your wife.. Aaj ghar aana tab
bataoogi..
Another call from unknown number..
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Girl:”R u married ??
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Man:”Yes, but who R u.. ??
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Girl:”Your girlfriend, U cheat!!
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Man:”Sorry baby, I thought it was my
wife..
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Ans:”Wife hi hoon kutte, aaj tu bas
ghar aaja..