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Friday, 7 June 2013

Ladki ki behen ki phudi me lund de k gand phaar do uski maaa ko chod chod kr ganda kr do ladki ky boobs chuso uski phudi maarrooo

SeXy Larki ki gand

By Unknown 02:45

Thursday, 6 June 2013

# Chalenge Question:

Ager Sard Raat me aap ke saath bed per aik side pe aik Haseen larki ho,

Aur doosri side per aik Pathan ho to aap kis ki taraf apna mounh ker ke so gay?

Chalenge Question

By Unknown 21:37

Once a Elephant asked a camel: Why do u have dick on ur back?

Camel replied: That is a fucking good question from someone with a dick on his face.

Once a Elephant asked a camel

By Unknown 21:36

# A girl who opens her hands receives gifts,
who opens her heart receives love,
who opens her legs receives a Baby!

A girl who opens her hands receives gifts

By Unknown 21:35

# Miranda Condom: Zor ka Jhatka Dhire Se Lage
MRF Condom: Extra Rubber Extra Milage
MOOV Condom: Aah se Aaha Tak
IODEX Condom: Andar Tak Jaye Aaram Dilaye.

Zor ka Jhatka Dhire Se Lage

By Unknown 21:34

# How do u teach a blonde maths?

You subtract her chlothes &

Divide her legs And square root her.

How do u teach a blonde maths?

By Unknown 21:34

Wife: “Shall We Try Different Position Tonight?”

Husband: “Excellent idea”

Wife: “U Stand at Sink & Wash Dishes & I Will Lie On Sofa & Watch TV”… =P

Shall We Try Different Position Tonight?

By Unknown 21:33

Beti: Aj me ne 1 larky ko bewaquf banaya

Maa: kese beti

Beti: Mene uska 500 ka note apni sandal k neche chupa liya or wo 2ghante meri

Bra me dhndta raha.

Aj me ne 1 larky ko bewaquf banaya

By Unknown 21:33

Larka ro rha tha
Lady:kya hua
Larka:mene kbhi nei li
Lady: ro mat meri lelo

Aftr sex larka hsne lga
Lady: Q has rhe ho
Larka:mene roro k pura GAON chod dia.

Aunty Ki Chudai

By Unknown 21:32

College Girls: Jab hum apas me gandi-gandi bate karte hai
to ladko k kaan khade ho jate hai na?
Boys: Achha tum log usko kaan kehte ho?

Girls Ki Gandi Gandi Batain

By Unknown 21:31

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